Mike Gojira’s Not-So-Live WWE Smackdown Report 5.3.13 (Kane vs Dean Ambrose)
It’s been a boring week as far as wrestling’s concerned, but hopefully The Shield can once again make things interesting like they did last week. Let’s get right into the swing of things! 1. Ryback vs...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: A Look at the Rumored Extreme Rules Card (John Cena, The...
Hard to believe it’s been so long since we saw a WWE PPV, but here we are with May’s Extreme Rules right around the corner. The card has yet to be fully revealed, but I think it’s safe to say there’s...
View ArticleMike Gojira’s Not-So-Live WWE Smackdown Report 5.10.13 (Ryback vs Chris Jericho)
Tonight…Daniel Bryan vs Dean Ambrose! Jack Swagger vs Big E Langston! A concussion! And Jericho’s Highlight Reel! 1. Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel We start the show with…Y2J already in the ring?! A...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: An Updated Look at Extreme Rules (aka “I Have A Deadline...
Last week I took the time to throw out my thoughts on the prospective card for Extreme Rules. Well, a full week has gone by and I can honestly say I was a bit off in terms of how everything would play...
View ArticleMike Gojira’s Not-So-Live WWE Smackdown Report 5.17.13 (Sheamus, Orton, del...
We are less than 48 kayfabe hours before Extreme Rules! Let’s see how the WWE half-asses their way through the show, shall we? 1. MizTV w/ Randy Orton and Big Show The Miz shills for the PPV, which is...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (Triple H, The Shield,...
Yeah, this happened. Sorry, Rhett; I couldn’t resist. I hate to admit this, but my patience is wearing thin with the current state of professional wrestling. I don’t have the time nor the energy to...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: How To Fix The…Unfixable? (The Miz, Sheamus, Wade Barrett)
My apologies for missing last Friday’s Smackdown Report, but I was in Atlantic City making some cash at the Blackjack table and enjoying my cousin’s bachelor party. In this “Pocket of Suck,” as Joel...
View ArticleMike Gojira’s Not-So-Live WWE Smackdown Report 5.31.13 (Ambrose vs Orton)
Coming off the heels of a fun weekend, I’m back with another thrilling installment of the Not-So-Live Smackdown Report! I have to be honest with you: I didn’t watch a lick of last Friday’s show and,...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: Yes! Yes! Yes! (Daniel Bryan, duh)
You know, I am pleasantly surprised that my contemporaries here at the Pulse were remiss in discussing the antics of Daniel Bryan on Monday night’s show. Perhaps they expected someone else to pick up...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: Two Head-Scratching Decisions (Triple H, Curtis Axel)
First off, let me thank you guys for your comments on last week’s edition of The Stomping Ground. Personally I didn’t think it was all that enthralling, but I’ll take the praise when I can get it. I’ve...
View ArticleMike Gojira’s Not-So-Live WWE Smackdown Report 6.14.13 (The Shield vs Team...
Seems like it’s been a while since you’ve read one of my Smackdown Reports, eh? Last week I gave the spotlight to newcomer Cameron Dougharty in his brand-new 10 Thoughts column, but I’m back to harass...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: A New Direction? (CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Brock Lesnar)
Greetings, all. We had quite a turn-around this week in the world of wrestling, eh? So much has happened that I can’t really pinpoint one particular event, so I’ll just throw in my two cents and see...
View ArticleMike Gojira’s Not-So-Live WWE Smackdown Report 6.21.13 (Bryan vs Orton)
After Monday’s excellent episode of Monday Night Raw, let’s see if the WWE can keep up their momentum and deliver a solid Friday Night Smackdown! 1. Daniel Bryan Complains We open up the show, as we...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: Money in the Bank 2013 Projections
Ah, two months of heaven begins at the time this is posted. Why, you ask? It’s the time of year where the educators of America quit babysitting the mewling masses of children and get to live it up for...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: Independence Day Spectacular!
You know, I really should have taken this week off. I’ve been doing this column for over two years without a single break, which is a personal best for yours truly. However, since I’m a stickler for...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: “Who’s Responsible For This?!” (WWE Universe, The Wyatt...
Sooooooo……this happened. For those of you too lazy to click on the link, or for those of you who need a slight refresher course on the big debate that occurred this past Tuesday, our very own Chris B....
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: SummerSlam Precognitions (Bryan, Cena, Lesnar, Punk)
Is it Thursday already? Shit, the week just flew by. Welcome back to Blair Douglas’s favorite masturbatory aid, The Stomping Ground. So Money in the Bank has come and gone and I’m totally great at...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: What Would You Do? (Money in the Bank, Wrestlemania,...
Did anybody else do a double-take when they saw Brie Bella’s wardrobe malfunction on Monday night? Go ahead, click the link. I won’t judge. So I was thinking about what I could write about this week...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: What Would You Do? (Part 2)
Salutations, my erstwhile companions! As promised last week, here’s part two of my inquisition into a series of “What If?” scenarios posited to the readership. For those who did not read last week’s...
View ArticleKurt Angle Charged With DWI…..Again
Apparently underwhelmed by the big August 1st reveal of Tito Ortiz, good ol’ Kurt Angle was busted for yet another DWI Thursday night in Texas following Impact. According to TMZ: “TNA superstar Kurt...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: An Announcement and Some Random Thoughts
This is one of those weeks when pretty much everything I wanted to cover has already been talked about in length by my peers here at the Pulse. However, rather than just take a week off, I am a...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: An Interview With A Wrestling Trainee
Well, I guess I let you guys down when I said I’d have a Smackdown Report up last weekend, but I didn’t lie about having an interview lined up with my buddy, who once trained at Johnny Rodz’s school in...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: A New Era, Or A Hiccup? (Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton)
Greetings, all! Sad to say that the Summer is over for me after this week as I head back to school to try and mold young minds once again. I can’t really complain, though, after what we were given last...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: A Vacation Of Sorts
I absolutely abhor moments like this. When I first started this gig, I promised myself and everyone reading that I would present you a compelling and interesting column every week without fail. In...
View ArticleThe Stomping Ground: Year-End Retrospective
Ladies and gentlemen, I know you’ve been clamoring for my return for many months…..and I’m more than happy to oblige. Welcome back to The Stomping Ground! I know that when last we spoke, I had promised...
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